furbymaster-dead:

sometimes i like to just throw on my furby suit and go for a walk around town. i enjoy seeing the looks on the childrens faces when, for a moment, they believe there might be a real furby across the street. once they have spotted me maybe i’ll do a funny dance for them, or something. they take out their iphone, probably to call their friends and say “bro, look at this furby! this is crazy!”. pretty soon the police show up for some reason. then i 

ptrparker:

whatdoctor:

ptrparker:

phil-of-the-phuture:

ptrparker:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

no because it’s dead

TOO SOON

THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO

deepthroatdemon:

richwhitelesbian:

monetizeyourcat:

i like to imagine living in a world where there are living, ambulatory skeletons, but this is all they do, and people are more annoyed by than afraid of them

whhat the hell

breakng news

richwhitelesbian:

wake up in morning

do good on the tbig test do ggood on test